Slogan Time

[Nordburgh]

ibiza Rhapsody - I subscribe, because I don't want to be told what to listen to.

EDIT:
Better yet.

ibiza Rhapsody - I subscribe, don't tell me what to listen to...

[LLMule]

Ibiza Rhapsody- ONLY FOR THE SELECTED FEW.

how about.

ibiza Rhapsody- Tune IN and Tune out.

[DSL5]

[The camera starts in space, looking at a slowly rotating Earth. It then quickly zooms in on three college students sitting in a coffee shop. Person 1 is holding an ibiza.]

Person 1: So, what do you guys want to listen to?

[Camera focuses on Person 2]

Person 2: I don't know, something indie.

[The camera shifts to Person 1, and an indie band which has suddenly appeared behind him starts playing music. The camera then shifts to Person 3]

Person 3: Oh! How about some rock?

[The camera shifts back to Person 1, and the indie band has been replaced by a rock band. The camera shifts to show Person 2]

Person 2: Classical!

[The camera shifts back to Person 1, and the rock band has been replaced by a classical pianist. The camera shifts to show Person 3]

Person 3: Chakra Healing Chants!

[The camera shifts to show Persons 1 and 2 looking at him strangely. After about four seconds....]

Person 1:Um.....ok.

[The classical pianist is replaced by a chanting man dressed in monk clothing. The camera zooms back out into space.]

Announcer: Finally, a media player that's truly wireless. Play, download, and discover over 5 million songs from Rhapsody's library, virtually anywhere, and without a computer. [As he is saying this, the earth is rotating to reveal an ibiza on the reverse side]

ibiza Rhapsody. Have the world in your pocket.

[imgd420]

How about this:

We here at Rhapsody don't club baby seals every time someone downloads a song